Has Britney Really Cleaned Up Her Act?

Posted by MoochMan on August 25th, 2008

britney spears

There’s been a lot of speculation about Britney Spears lately, and whether she’s really cleaned up her act after all. She bombed so terribly at the music awards last year that people were ready to write her off. She did all kinds of other crazy things as well, like losing custody of her children and shaving her head.

Then in April of this year she made a guest appearance on a television show and did very well, prompting people to say that she may be doing better under the conservatorship of her father and the medication and therapy that she was involved with.

She has also gone on record talking about her younger sister having a baby and how she felt about becoming an aunt. In some interviews she’s sounded very put-together and happy, and other times she’s seemed as though she’s still struggling. It seems like she’s cleaned up her act for now, but there’s no guarantee about what tomorrow might bring.

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Kattan’s Marriage Over After 2 Months?

Posted by MoochMan on August 24th, 2008

Chris Kattan

Well, maybe. Kattan filed for a legal separation, which is not the same as a divorce, so it leaves the door open for reconciliation between him and his model-wife, Sunshine Tutt. They were married on June 28th and only lived together for about a month.

For now, they clearly plan to live apart from one another and live separate lives. They have no children together, but they do have a prenuptial agreement.

The couple were engaged on Christmas Eve of 2006 after meeting at a birthday party in 2005. There were no immediate plans for divorce and no word on whether the couple is working on reconciling or why they might have split up so quickly.

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Curse of the Dark Knight?

Posted by MoochMan on August 7th, 2008

Dark Knight

The doom and gloom of the latest Batman movie, The Dark Knight, that is making a huge splash at the movie theaters breaking box office records seems to be spilling over into real life for the stars of the movie. It is interesting and sad that the actors involved with this movie are suffering from their own doom and gloom since being involved with this film.

Heath Ledgers untimely death was the beginning of the tragic incidents that happened while still filming the movie in which he created one of the most disturbing interpretations of The Joker ever seen. Christian Bale’s rather mysterious arrest is yet another example of the bad karma that seems to be following those involved with The Dark Knight. Accused of assaulting his mother and sister, Bale was released on bail while there is further investigation into this tragic family crisis. The recent car accident that has Morgan Freeman in the hospital undergoing surgery and in serious condition after he played his part of Lucius Fox, who runs Wayne Enterprises, lends to the drama surrounding this film. Finally, there have been recent reports of Freeman and his wife divorcing after 24 years of marriage.

Michael Caine, who plays Alfred the Butler in “The Dark Knight” is not taking any chances. He’s reportedly hired a massive security team of 50 people to keep him completely safe.  Caine desperately hopes the curse will end soon.

Let’s hope three is the magic number and the doom and gloom is over for these stars now.

Is there a curse of The Dark Knight?

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Casey Montoya Hot Babe Outrage!

Posted by admin on August 5th, 2008

Casey MontoyaCasey Montoya was a respected anchorwoman for Palm Springs, California CBS2 morning news, until she was canned by KOIN News for showing too much of her smok’n hot body.

Casey dabbled in modeling.  From regular every day fully clothed modeling to swim suit modeling.  WTF is wrong with that.  TV personalities model crap all the time.
Apparently, KOIN News is as uptight as they come.  They referred to the photos of Montoya as

“sexual, pornographic or otherwise inappropriate”

Casey is suing KOIN News for wrongful termination.  Right on SISTA! 

Take a gander and decide for yourself.  Model or pornography?

Casey Montoya's Girl on Girl Photo

Casey Montoya Bikini Pic

Casey Montoya's Big Gun

Casey Montoya - Sexy Swimsuit Model

Should Casey Montoya have been canned?

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A Hoof Stomping Good Time! Celebrity Ungulates

Posted by admin on July 24th, 2008

Celebrity Ungulates

Ungulate:

1. Hoofed mammals such as camels, cattle, and swine.
2. Having hooves.
3. Resembling hooves; hooflike.

There are numerous breeds and ages of celebrity ungulates that roam throughout the concrete jungles of Los Angeles and New York.

Wildlife can be beautiful, but it can also be filled with horrible cruelty. Life in the concrete jungles can be tough for these pampered creatures.

Enjoy the wildlife!

Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale is a vivacious ungulate with wide open plains in front of her. She’ll be stomping that hoof for a long time to come!

Ashanti

Ashanti is a fighting ungulate. Here we see her using her defensive posture. Flapping her arms and thrusting her hoof forward in an attempt to scare off predators.

Britney Spears

Britney Spears is a naive ungulate. Paying no attention to her surroundings, leaving her hoof completely exposed for attack.

Brooke Hogan

Brooke Hogan is a fearless ungulate. Prancing her hoof all about while spewing guttural sounds to all who will listen.

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum is an alpha ungulate. Strong and fierce, she stands amongst her herd with hoof ready to attack.

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is a cautious ungulate. Here we see her pulling on her blue hoof holder, making certain her hoof is snuggly protected from the elements.

Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is a young ungulate just beginning to explore the grazing grounds. In the wild, young ungulates are forced to grow up quickly. Even though not yet fully developed, Miley is proudly displaying her hoof and position in the celebrity herd.

Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton is a battered but not beaten ungulate. Although her hoof has clearly been trampled, she some how manages the strength to limp through the concrete jungle.

Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson was once an ungulate of great beauty, whose hoof glistened in the sunshine. These days it takes an army of personal hoof assistants to get her hoof to shine for even the briefest moment. It’s definitely time to set this ungulate out to pasture.

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton is a dim witted ungulate that has over exposed her hoof on numerous occasions. Most ungulates shy away from the predators of the concrete jungle, but this celebrity ungulate repeatedly taunts them with her hoof.

Rebecca Romjin

Rebecca Romjin is a captured ungulate. This graphic image shows Rebecca’s hoof being spot lighted by ungulate hunters. It is clear that her hoof has been netted.

Linda Carter - Wonder Woman

Linda Carter is a rarely seen species of the ungulate family (scientific name Wonderous Womanous). Dawning a sleek blue coat this tough and hearty ungulate revels in showing off it’s powerful blue hoof. It’s clear this hoof was made for stomping!


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Clooney Upgrades His Green Ride

Posted by admin on July 14th, 2008

What the hell was Clooney thinking while he was tooling around in his crappy little one seater eco-car? This is friggin’ embarrassing!

With that one thought Clooney’s craptastic electric car the Tango was traded in for a more suitable vehicle for someone of his incredible hotness. The Tesla Roadster.

Clooney upgrades his green car

The Tesla Roadster is one sweet ass electric sports car. This electric car is far from embarrassing with a respectable speed of 0-60 in four seconds.

Is Clooney Shallow for being embarrassed of the Tango?

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